Krakow
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Krakow   
26-9-2006

 

Krakow

Monday 19th

We book Sunday-Friday, allowing a weekend either side to relax at home. As ever, we just about make it to the airport in time for final boarding call on Sunday afternoon, after Andrew kindly gives us a lift. We discover on arrival that we've been so relaxed and disorganised about this trip, we have no idea of the currency, exchange rate, how to get to the hotel...! It all turns out okay, the hotel cheap and clean, but a little out of town. The biggest drawback is that there's no food available; happily, though, there's a Tesco across the road, and no Sunday trading laws.

We've decided to try and keep this trip low cost, since we've already had two weekends away this year (Glasgow and Madrid), and are spending two weeks in Morocco in November. Our hotel is only one step up from a hostel, but it does the job. I do regret it somewhat when we're woken up at 3.30am by a drunken England supporter. Reception move us on request, and the rest of the stay is peaceful.

Said "fan" wakes us up again at 7am - this time I don't get back to sleep. Breakfast is included in our £26/night for a double room, and consists of (slightly peculiar) coffee, ham, cheese, bread and cereal, which is a nice start to the day. We catch a bus into town, which takes around 20 minutes when the traffic is light. It's pretty hot, and due to peak around 33 degrees this week.

[Photo: Kosciuszko Mound]
[Kosciuszko Mound]
[Photo: River Vistula]
[River Vistula]
[Photo: Wawel Castle]
[Wawel Castle]
[Photo: Wawel Cathedral]
[Wawel Cathedral]
[Photo: Wawel Cathedral]
[Wawel Cathedral]
[Photo: Wawel Cathedral]
[Wawel Cathedral]

[Photo: Wawel Hill]
[Wawel Hill]
[Photo: Wawel Hill]
[Wawel Hill]
[Photo: Castle Courtyard]
[Castle Courtyard]
[Photo: Archaeological remains]
[Archaeological remains]
Krakow has a traditional walled castle and cathedral affair, by the river, on Wawel Hill. Happily the city escaped Nazi demolition (unlike Warsaw, which was ) - the Gothic cathedral square has one of the prettiest 360 degree views I've seen.
[Photo: Dragon]
[Dragon]
[Photo: Staircase to the Dragon's Den]
[Staircase to the Dragon's Den]
We climb down the "dragon caves" and walk through the old town towards the main square. The buildings are an interesting mix of Eastern and central European architecture. There are tourists milling, but it's not overly busy, and there's a laid-back atmosphere - possibly feeling tangibly calmer than England because Poland are already out of the World Cup.


[Photo: Cloth Hall]
[Cloth Hall]
[Photo: Music]
[Music]
[Photo: St. Mary's Church]
[St. Mary's Church]
[Photo: Trumpet Tower]
[Trumpet Tower]
[Photo: Altar]
[Altar]
[Photo: The Planty]
[The Planty]

[Photo: Grunwald Monument]
[Grunwald Monument]
[Photo: Art]
[Art]
[Photo: Kanonicza Street]
[Kanonicza Street]
[Photo: Cloudiness]
[Cloudiness]
[Photo: Church of St. Peter and St. Paul]
[Church of St. Peter and St. Paul]
We find a pancake house for lunch, and eat four between us, for less than £1 each. Bargain. We've got a loose itinerary on this trip, for a change, with more days than required, so we take advantage of this and have a chilled afternoon seeing the city, drinking beer and iced coffee (individually), and soaking up the sun. We find a traditional Polish restaurant called "Miod Malina" (which means "Honey Raspberry") for an astonishingly tasty dinner. I fare better than Iain - mushrooms have never tasted so good.
[Photo: Wawel Castle]
[Wawel Castle]
[Photo: Rowing on the Vistula]
[Rowing on the Vistula]
[Photo: River Vistula]
[River Vistula]
[Photo: River Vistula]
[River Vistula]
And then back to the hotel to read guidebooks and sleep.


Tuesday 20th

[Photo: Painting the satellite dishes]
[Painting the satellite dishes]
[Photo: The way up]
[The way up]
[Photo: Wawel Hill]
[Wawel Hill]
[Photo: Krakow in the rain]
[Krakow in the rain]
Far too hot today. Everyone on the bus seems fine but we're dripping nicely. We take a walk along the river and up the hill (in the heat) to Kosciuszko Mound. It's lunchtime when we arrive, but the cafe only has junky snack food, which has to suffice. Whilst sitting at the highest point for some miles, under a metal umbrella, a massive storm breaks out directly above us. It does get a bit scary.


[Photo: Jeremy 'Ego' Clarkson]
[Jeremy 'Ego' Clarkson]
[Photo: House of the Singing Frog]
[House of the Singing Frog]
When it finally calms, we check out the views, then lose each other for an hour on the hill before catching the bus back. More coffee and beer, then a wander around the areas of town we missed yesterday. Dinner at Tesco's food court (Mexican - not inspiring, but less than a fiver), and we pick up lunch for tomorrow.

Wednesday 21th

Big day out today; I've identified a raft ride to go on in the Dunajec valley, which is about 50 miles from town. We spent some time yesterday looking at tour prices, and deciding that avoiding paying £60 each must be worth the pain of negotiating public transport into the unknown. After some uncertain navigation, a taxi at 6.30am, and a two hour bus ride, we reach in Szczawnica, where no-one seems to be able to direct us. Walking down the road, guessing we should head towards the river, we hear Irish accents, and gratefully receive instructions. Unfortunately all we can do is wait for a minibus driver to decide he has sufficient passengers to drive us to the start of the raft trip.

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An hour and a half later it's worth the hassle - two hours of fabulous mountain scenery on board a wooden raft steered by a guide in national dress, telling bad jokes, which are kindly translated for us by a Polish-American cop from Connecticut. I say "kindly" but a sample joke includes: "two tourists go up a hill with their
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guide, and the guide falls off the hill and dies. The tourists go to the bottom of the hill and get another guide." He's not bitter, then. The river weaves down a gorge, meandering through forests along the Slovakian border. The calm water occasionally ups tempo to a torrent of white water, which is fun.

I think I've found a short-cut on the way home, and get us completely lost. Oh well. Dinner at Tesco again!

Thursday 22th

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Friday 23th

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Thursday we have another DIY adventure. This time we're off to Wieliczka Salt Mine , our main reason for travelling to Poland. We get scant directions from the hotel, take the tram then bus to the end of the line, where we decide we've missed our destination and get back on. We walk in the direction which looks vaguely right, and are accosted by some German speaking Poles, who are also lost. They are excited to hear my basic German responses, and rattle off a one-sided conversation which I try to keep up with, desperately wanting to fit in my best German "how do I get to the train station?" but finding it sadly lacking. As we arrive at the mine, an English tour is about to start, so we jump on. The descent starts with 400-odd steps to a point 125m underground. The staircases wind back and forth on themselves, which is dizzying (it is a word now). Initially the mine seems much like any other tourist caves, but after half an hour of walking through increasingly large caverns, I am starting to realise the scale. It's immense. There are over 40 churches and a cathedral underground, amongst the 300km or tunnels and 3000 chambers. The cathedral is amazing, absolutely incredible, and so humbling to think of the ordinary miners who painstakingly carved such beautiful figures from salt. At the end of the tour, we enter a small shopping area and bar. Just when it couldn't get any more surreal, our day starts to become exceptionally bizarre. Two Finns introduce themselves to us, and we sit chatting over lunch. 125m underground still. In a bar made of salt. We discuss, amongst other things, their passion for Lorde (the Finnish winners of Eurovision this year) and for all things Finnish and Metal. Several hours and many beers later, we ascend via a terrifyingly (probably less scary if you're sober) fast and lurching (or was that just me?) lift. Amazed to find it's still daylight and still Thursday. It doesn't get any more normal as we spot a girl suspended from a balloon in the sky and decide we want a go. The balloon ride is run by a bloke in a field with a caravan, a rope and a stick. This doesn't deter me; I get on before I change my mind. He doesn't speak any English, I don't know Polish for "help, I'm falling", and the balloon has noticeable patches on it. Despite having two harnesses suspended underneath, it'll only carry one person. I wonder how he found that out. Things are going okay until I get above the point at which I think I could survive a fall. And the balloon keeps rising. And rising. And rising. To the point at which Iain is a small ant on the ground, and appears to have acquired another beer. The balloon lurches in the wind, and I start feeling sick. Really sick. And scared. Just when I'm contemplating jumping before I fall, I decide to try and enjoy the experience while I can, so I hang the camera over the side, and hold on to something which may or may not stay in the air. Need a drink when we descend. Random minibus back to Krakow, where we return to Moli Medina? for dinner. is a chef, and wants to sample a variety of foods, so we share vodka and soups. We are introduced to vodka , infused with the preferred grass of bison. Drinking vodka in Poland is a very different experience to my mixing it with Coke in the UK. An opened bottle needs to be an empty bottle. We have an enjoyable evening. Friday is our last day, and we have a lie in and late breakfast, to compensate for yesterday's over-activity. We drop into the Japanese art gallery (name?) , and then find the Art Bunker (name?) . Both okay for half an hour, but not anything like as good as others we've been to. Pancakes for lunch again. Stilton is interesting
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