We're out with a company called Foaming Fury today, recommended by the
hostel in Sydney. Were on a day trip to Cape Tribulation, two hours north of
Cairns, where Cook ran aground. The driver meeting us has us listed as Kathy
and Ian Drogen - a hat trick of misspellings.
As we get on the bus Mr Controversial Opinion is loudly berating the loss
of corporal punishment in schools. We sit further back. After quite a few
pick-ups around Cairns, we have a full bus of twenty people. There's a mix of
ages from 18-70, all European/Australian. We have a couple of pick-ups in Port
Douglas also, an ex-exclusive resort one hour north.
The first stop is a dingy roadside café, where we'll be enjoying a
tasting of exotic fruits. Its stuck in the 1980s, fashion wise, which is a bit
surreal. The toasties we get are terrible, and the fruits dull. Half an hour
later we're really ready to move on. Not impressed. Neither is anyone else;
everyones back on the bus ten minutes early.
We see fields of sugar canes, the local product, which is apparently in
deep recession. Behind the fields, the mountainous Great Dividing Ranges,
which start here and work down to Victoria, probably 3000km away, are green
and covered by startlingly low and dense hanging clouds. Its raining a little,
and a bit cold - we're not prepared for this, having left all warm clothing in
the hostel.
We have a very scenic coastal drive, round twisty roads at sea level then
up hills. Unfortunately the Great Ocean Road is better - we're starting to
feel a been there, done that attitude. Its the only place in the world where
two world heritage sites meet - the reef and Daintree National park - the wet
tropics. Its one of the most important environments in the world.
We are crossing the Daintree River on a boat, which is another croc spotting
trip. I'm quite wary, after the last experience. The boats medium size, around
100 of us. But low, with almost no protecting sides. I sit in the middle!
Tides in and its cloudy - not good croc spotting time, as they like to sit on
mud banks in the sun to warm up. Still we see two small ones, and plenty of
mangroves, which I quite like as scenery. Most people on the boat are
impressed - the Kakadu crocs would've blown them away.
Meantime the bus goes across on the ferry. We later hear that this costs $30
one way, which incenses the locals. Recently a guy found out its illegal to
make a profit on public transport, and is suing the council, who may now go
bust in back payments.
Along the road we see Cassowary warning signs. We'd like to see one of these
- but there are only thought to be 150 birds left in the whole of the Wet
Tropics area which stretches for 450km. We've seen a couple in a wildlife park
we drove past a couple of weeks ago, but we're trying to see everything in the
wild. We walk a boardwalk around a rainforest, and learn more than we knew
last time we did this, but its still a bit same old - a month ago this
would've really excited me; think its coming towards time to go home.
Lunch was pre-paid at $10, so should be fairly good, but its crap and
over-priced. Its at a beach resort, and not the best place in town. The beach
is a five minute walk, which we take in the rain. Its pretty beautiful, but
marred by the weather. I've been told Cape Tribulation is amazing, and have
high expectations, and I'm a bit disappointed. Its nice, but so are lots of
places we've been.
One of the highlights of the day for us was going to be a stop at an ice
cream factory. Unfortunately they sample four flavours a day. Today is mango,
blueberry, wattleseed and macademia nut. Wattleseed is very nice on bread, but
we opt out of this one. I hate blueberry, so we go for the other two. Its nice
ice cream, but a far cry from the huge range of flavours wed anticipated.
We stop at Mossman Gorge, a river lookout with a bridge. The most exciting
thing is that the footbridge wobbles, and you can really scare people by
bouncing on it.
Unfortunately we're not impressed by today, and pretty disappointed. Despite
the drivers best efforts, the stops are unimpressive, and we just didn't see
enough of Cape Tribulation. The driver seems to aspire to being a stand-up
comedian, and constantly cracks bad jokes. It all gets a bit surreal in the
afternoon as he launches into a long monologue about having mobile phones
implanted in your head in the future, and no-one can work out whether he's
joking.
Back to the hostel at 6.30pm, we return to the Mexican from last night to
retrieve my jumper I left behind. We attempt to eat at the best Italian in
town, but its full. The one opposite doesn't have much veggie stuff, so we try
the one next door. Whilst studying the menu outside, someone comes running out
and is sick in the bushes. We go back to the Red Ochre Grill. Okay, we're not
experimenting, but at least we're eating Australian food, having something
different each time, and it is good. Iain has wallaby tonight.
After a long spod, we get to bed at 11pm. The diary is becoming a bit of a
bind, I'm afraid to say. Each days review is getting longer, and I waffle
more. Its taking half an hour to type each day, and its hard to keep up to
date. However, even if no-one else reads this, our European diary is a delight
for us to read four years later, and I'll inflict this on my kids
eventually.